I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
ten feet tall and radiant
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass
don’t ever break that law (◕‿◕✿)
brittany u ok
I think brittany needs some air
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"we’ve normalized guns and violence through video games….yet we still find tampons and menstruation unspeakable"
^^^that right there.
When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍
is she even real
i felt like i connected a lot to the stickers at the greenhouse today
when alien races only have two genders. when those two genders are male and female. when that alien race adheres to the human gender binary. when female aliens have breasts. when alien races look exactly like humans except maybe they’re orange or purple
a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.
im so hard
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." False:
- the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand. the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
- it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
- going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand. transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve come across in a long time.
I understand the daily hardships that so many people have in a world ruled by white males.
I understand that sometimes this can make it feel as if all white males are the enemy (especially for those who fight for equality).
But posts like this need to stop.
You are not advancing anybodies rights.
You are not promoting anybody’s equality.
This is not activism.
This is hate-mongering.
Thanks for the contribution :)
I’ve lost track, am I even allowed an opinion these days? Whatever. How about this radical idea: Let’s treat each other equally, and then we’ll all be equal? All this mindless mud-slinging achieves nothing and only serves to demonstrate how true objectives of those involved (notably NOT equality).
You guys are good at this! :)
This isn’t okay and you need to fuckin stop.
This is so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye.