Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
1:15 pm • 1 September 2014 • 75,704 notes
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
1:13 pm • 1 September 2014 • 16,774 notes
I’m busy with uh, moving house, but I still had to take 15 minutes to doodle the new fave. PRIORITIES
12:06 pm • 1 September 2014 • 140 notes
Do you ever wonder if Joe Biden’s ever emailed Obama a meme?
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending “funny pictures” and she just would post “get back to work!”
The literal leaders of the United States of America confirmed as being meme-loving fucks. Country in both mortal shock and existential rejoice.
11:12 am • 1 September 2014 • 73,752 notes
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
(Source: suzziepsyche, via antipurity)
10:51 am • 1 September 2014 • 299,515 notes